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04 July, 2007

Games,Movies,App,Comics and ebook Links

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Overlord (PC)

Genre : Third-Person, Adventure
Publisher : Codemasters, Triumph Studios
Language : Multi
Release Date : June 26, 2007
Audience Rating : Teen
Format : DVD-5 ISO



Taking control of a mysterious figure that has inherited the legacy of the long-dead evil Overlord,
the player emerges near death from the ruins of the old Overlord's Dark Tower.

Only the player's actions will determine if they will rise to become the new all-powerful Overlord; it's all up to how bad
they want to be in order to succeed... evil or really evil! With a dark sense of humor,
the game immerses players in twisted parodies of classic fantasy stories and characters.

In a unique twist, players will have control over an army of an army of Minions that will use their unique skills to fetch,
fight and die for their new Overlord.

Throughout the game players will actively control a horde of these gremlin-like creatures that will follow every bidding no
matter how whimsical or life threatening it may be.

Download links

http://rapidshare.com/files/39615051/Ov3rL0rd.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39622653/Ov3rL0rd.part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39630672/Ov3rL0rd.part03.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39639465/Ov3rL0rd.part04.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39766282/Ov3rL0rd.part05.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39770482/Ov3rL0rd.part06.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39774534/Ov3rL0rd.part07.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39779460/Ov3rL0rd.part08.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39785082/Ov3rL0rd.part09.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39794896/Ov3rL0rd.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39811300/Ov3rL0rd.part11.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39817965/Ov3rL0rd.part12.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39825306/Ov3rL0rd.part13.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39832940/Ov3rL0rd.part14.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39841669/Ov3rL0rd.part15.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39850113/Ov3rL0rd.part16.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39858479/Ov3rL0rd.part17.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39866704/Ov3rL0rd.part18.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39875230/Ov3rL0rd.part19.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39884160/Ov3rL0rd.part20.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39969655/Ov3rL0rd.part21.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39974086/Ov3rL0rd.part22.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39978568/Ov3rL0rd.part23.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39983430/Ov3rL0rd.part24.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39988330/Ov3rL0rd.part25.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/39994278/Ov3rL0rd.part26.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/40000173/Ov3rL0rd.part27.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/40009727/Ov3rL0rd.part28.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/40050766/Overlord.nfo

Password : sharedownload.net

18 June, 2007

Friendship SMS

• True friends see u true, believe in things u want to do, feel glad when ur dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!

• The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u... that makes a gud Relationship!

• I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

• Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life

• A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

• U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

• A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

• Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

• One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces

• Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.

13 June, 2007

Random Jokes

Insurance claim...

Susan told the insurance company, 'We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.' The agent replied, 'Whoa there, just a minute...


Younger looks!!!

Jimmy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products, she asks Jimmy...


Emotional needs !

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says 'I don`t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
'WHAT!?' says her husband.
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as...


Missing pendulum!

There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws place. He was absolutely positive that his wife was going to present him with a boy and wouldn`t hear of anything else.
As his leave balance had gone into the red, he told his father-in-law, 'When my son comes, do not...

09 June, 2007

Universal Jokes >> SantaBanta

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."

The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."

Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."

Replied the other, "Santa."

A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."

Santa responded, "Sagittarius."

Universal Jokes >> Marital Woes

Bearded Lover

A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she'd kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.

"Oh, really, I can't," he replies. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night, James crawls into bed with his wife while she's sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon."


Random Universal Jokes:
A stinking confession!

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, 'Now how can I tell my wife that I`ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I`ve managed to keep it from her while we...


A bumper draw!

A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...


A Clever Hubby

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn`t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some...


One Million Bucks

An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they...

07 June, 2007

ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION

dushmanon se bhi badtar ho sakte ho tum.. yeh raaz tumne bataya nahi tha.. rulaati hai jitni tumhari juddai.. dushmano ne bhi utna sataya nahi tha..
(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi) uski yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,kaisa hai woh chehra jisne ye sila diya do shabad likhne ka tarika na tha, uski mohbat ne aaj sayar bana diya.
(From:Kalpesh H.Patel - Bhuj-Kutch)
vaise dil bekarar nahi,par dilko yuhi karaar nahi.. chaha hai aapko magar,phir bhi aapse pyaar nahi.. bharosa hai aap par magar,dil ko hai aitbaar nahi.. aapko paane ki ummed to nahi,par khone ko hum tayyar nahi.....
(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi) Wafa ko unki hum bewafai keh gaye, Mohabbat sare aam rusavah hum kar gaye, Ab toh yeh alam hai, Ashkon se mere chalakta hai wafa ka samander, Her laher uthti hai usey pane ka armaan le kar!
(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi)
Phoolo ke bicch khade ho kar bhi khusboo ki kami hei Baharo ke bicch jhoom kar bhi khushiyon ki kami hei Sabhke saath hote hue bhi mere mehboob teri kami hei
(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi) Tere intezaar mein dubi ye subah ye sham, duba sa lagta hai yeh aasman. Khuda se bus ye hi hai gujarish, dub jaye bhale hi uski yeh khudai, bus ek baar mita de ye judai.
(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi)
DILKI BATAIN KANO SA NAHE DIL SA SUNE JATE HAI KUCH BATAIN JO HOUT NA KAHE SAKHE BO KABHI KABHI KHAMOSEYA KAHE JATE HAI
(From:DEB - KOLKATA) Pyar karo par dokha mat dena... kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena... dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar.. aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena..
(From:mohan patil - pune)
pyar karate hai wo bahot aasanise magar jane kun mukar jate he dardse wo, tanha ho jate he hum aase haal me jab har bar na samaz sako humko wo
(From:chandrakant - jalgaon)) Mat dekho in hassinao ko,ye aakho se waar karti hai. Maine inhi aakho se deka hai, ye kitno se pyaar karti hai.
(From:aali - pune)
Tumko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke sath magar ham na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena, par teri yaad ke hakdar ham hi honge
(From:sarika - jalgaon) Na jaane humse kya chahti hai duniya, hume rulakar khushiya manaati hai duniya, hum to khushi me bhi aasu bahate hain, jane kyu humare aasuoka matlab nahi samajhti yeh duniya
(From:priya - mumbai)
Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............
(From:Tamasa Ranjan Mishra - BHUBANWSWAR) Kuch nahi chahatha main tumse, sivaye tere dosti ke. Dil to nahi chahatha per dil mein jaga chahatha hoon, Teri ninoki kajal nahi, sapne banna chahatha hoon. Ab kahe to kya kahe, Teri mathe ki badnasib rakha nahi, Sindoor banna chahatha hoon.
(From:KUMAR SIDDARAJ - BANGALORE)

Sms for all

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

* Happy Diwali *
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)
-
Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
(From: Santosh)
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"
W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

* ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * '''
D i w a l i
* ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * '''
(From: Pankaj)



*

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% " H A P P Y " %
% " D I W A L I " %
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(From: Amol)
* "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho

* HAPPY DIWALI *
(Marathi Greeting)
Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.
Happy Deepavali
(From: Prof. Saindane, Jalgaon)
|-----------|
| '--.__.--' | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
$========$
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
(From: DRB, Jalgaon)
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!! (From: Aarti)
_l''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI (From: Dr. Songirkar)
hearts could only love 4a while,
u can put many relation in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile ,
when i see ur name on my mobile
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi))
help ever....
hurt never....
love ever....
hate never....
give ever...
except never...
smile ever...
cry never...
think me ever...
forget me never
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)
When God open the window of heaven he saw me & asked "Wht is ur wish 2day?" I said" Lord, Take Care of the DEAR ONE who is reading this SMS!" (From: Priyaa)
it's like reaching 4 a star,
u know u can't reach it,
but u keep trying,
coz...may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 u!
gud morning.
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)
Aeni Fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi,
Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi..............
Dur hoke vi jisda saath hove,
har pal jisda ehsaas hove,
Gurri rahe har pal kade fiki na hove!
Yaari laiye eho jehi, Jehri umaran dil na muhtaj hove!...
#;----------;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
I'm your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care....!
If I had a camera

I'll snap ur every moment

every smile

every memory

n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse...
Prayer of Bachelors:
Radhe Radhe...
Kudi Fasade!
Hare Murari...
Howe Kunwari!
jai Hanuman Di...
Howe Mere Haan Di!
Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa...
Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
Is SMS ko ek DIN
Tak na dekhna!


Surprise hai!

na dekhna!

Mainu pata c tusi
nahi rukna ?=

dekh lo

* Happy Diwali *

Remember I wished you FIRST of all.
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day!
7 Sweet days makes 1 sweet week!
4 Sweet weaks make 1 sweet month!
1 Sweet person like u makes the life sweet.
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...

All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)
Barsenge, Barsenge, kal fir SMS Barsenge...
Aapki 5 paise ki muskan ke liye hum fir 1 rupaya
kharchenge :-) ...........!
(From: Amam, Yamunanagar)
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai :-) (From: Amam, Yamunanagar)
Feelings R Many, but Words R few...
Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue...
Love is a paper, Life is a glue...
Everything is false... but
Friendship is True...!!
(From: Gajendra)
"Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.... Ha ha ha ha (From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time... Go, live life, Make a difference, touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind, inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.
(From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli))
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
(From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)
A good friend is like a computer;me'enter' ur life,'save'u in my heart,'format'ur problems, 'shift'u 2 opportunities & never'deletes' u.
(From: Ixmeel)
This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U LOVE.**

read it again without word LOVE.
(From: Santosh, Jalgaon)
r e m e m b e r

that there will

always be

s o m e o n e

who

remembers u everyday

with or
without

messages!

that's me...!
(From: Prakash Chawda, Jagdalpur, CG)
Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
10 days

312 hours

18720 mins..

1123200 seconds...

are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....
Hello!! Whats' wrong with your mobile Tired so many times but it says "The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!! (From: Aarti V.))
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still
searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still
searching.......no brains found. (From: Aarti V.)
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just
wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
(From: Aarti V.))
Do u know d full FORM of DAIRY MILK ??? D--Darling A--Always I--I
R--Remamber Y--You M--Meet I--Immidiatly F--For A--A L--Long K--Kiss (From: Aarti V.)
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.
(From: sai krishna))
jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi ke piya na jaye
zindgi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye...
(From: Murtaza Najmi)
Friends, you and me...
You brought another friend...
And then there were 3...
We started our group...
Our circle of friends...
And like that circle...
There is no beginning or end ... (From: sai krishna)
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
(From: Murtaza Najmi)
Is kadar hamari DOSTI ka imtihan na lijiye!Kyo ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!
100 bewafa kabul hai 1 wafa ke liye,
100 aansu kabul hai 1 hasi ke liye,
aap ki dosti pe 100 dusman kabul hai aap jaise dost ke liye
Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got.... Developing.... Plz Wait..... Processing.... BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?
Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya,
Phool manga to bageecha diya,
Ghar manga to mahal diya,
Paisa manga to aap ka number diya....

KAB Aau LENE!
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)
Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,
Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,
Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,
jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!
(From: Yashwant Taral)
Past is Experience!
Present is Experiement!

Future is Expectation!
Use your Experience in your experiment to achieve your expectations!

Have a Nice day!

(From: HMC)
Every morning U are the first thing that come 2 my mind.
I wish I would start my day with U in my bed.
I Luv ur feel on my lips. U just make my day.
I luv U Nescafe.
(From: Ash ka dost V)
Roses are waiting for hours,
need one touch of yours.
my life is like a rose,
need one love dose.
flowers grows with love & sunshine,
& i'll live till you remain mine.
(From: Divyesh Balsara)
Gita me Likha hai....







Are yahan nahi Gita me likha hai...
(From: Nitin Patil, Pune)
Friendship`s like a lonely flower that blossoms any where as long as it is tended with gentli, loving care and like a flower,friend ship makes tha world seems fresh,new and beautiful (From: Sachin)
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE GLASS CUP, ONCE IT BREAKS, IT CAN BE STRUK TOGETHER, BUT THE CRACKS REMAIN. (From: Sachin)
From: Pravash
the best cosmetic for lips is truth,for the voice is prayer,for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity,and for the heart is FRIEND LIKE U
zindegi terebina adhura hai.najane q teremere beech meinye doori hai.sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.per tera ek muskan meri kamjori hai
apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey
tujhe dekhe bina tere taswir bana dun,tujhe mile bina tera hal batadu,hai mere dosti mein itna dum ki tere aankh ka ansu apne aankh se giradun
no sweet thought to forward,no cute graphics to send,just a..caring heart saying....takecare always my dear friend
someone remembers,someone cares, ur name is whispered in someones prayer,keep the stary twinkle in view, someone is always thinking of u
Message Collection: Mixed (Via Cell/ web)
Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu...
HAPPY NAVRATRI!
If Time slips away without a WoRD
from Me, u dont hv 2 WoRRY,
about our friendship bcos FeeLiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep Me
R O
A U
D N
Khuda Kare Mobile Tera Kho Jaye Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye Ladkiyo Ko Sms Karu Tere Nam Par Mar Tujhe Mile Aur Kaleja Thanda Mera Ho Jaye (From: Somesh)
Banta and Santa tired of mobile,
decide 2 use piegon. One day piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls SAnta!
Santa says 'Khote this was missed calls.'
(From: Bunty, Lucknow)
Three things cannot be long hidden from me: the sun, the moon and "YOU" , bcoz with out sun and moon this Universe is nothing and with out "U" for me nothing bcoz u r my best friend (From: Sai Krishna)
don't think for money that will stands for some days
don't think for beautiful things that will stands for some days
don't think for wealth even that fades away
but think about a true frndship with u that even stands after heart beat stops.... and think about me bcoz i am u r true frnd.(From: Sai Krishna)
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA.
(From: Ketki Patil)
When I miss YOU,
I just...

() $ () CLOSE
( -.- ) MY EYES
(") (") &

()$())*()
( '.' ) '.' ) U R
(") (") (") just on
My right
I know U R
So-So-So
B-U-S-Y

But...
Take...
3 seconds 2 think of me

/*/*/
q"_,_,)

( ._. ) 1...
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..2..


..3..

So sweet...
now hv a great weekend
(From: Sanjit)
=Wanted=

() "'" ()
( ._. )
-(,,)(,,)-

Name: ____
Age: ____
From: _____

If found running anywhere,
shoot immediately!

Sheriff
(From: Sarab, Chandigarh)
Message Collection: Anjali, Amalner
Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.
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No Toothbrush
No Tea
No Breakfast
No Ssnnan
No God's Pooja
No
No
No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning
How can I spell
S_ccess
without
U?
C_te?
or H_mble? or
F_n?
or F_t_re?
or
even Tr_st?.

What will I do without U?
Proud 2 ve a Frend like U.!!!
I ve written nice poem 4 U.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
U should Know What U R..
& Once U Know What U R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.
Message Collection: Amogh, Mumbai
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
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Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.
One tree can start a forest,
One Smile can start Friendship,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make Life worthliving.
# SMILE #
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar
College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai,
Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
Samjho uski ATKT full hai
Message Collection: Ashu
When god opened the windows of haven he saw me & asked " what is your wish of 2day" I said "Lord take care of the cute 1 who is reading my sms"**
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Frndz r like films; some are musical;some r romantic; some r adventurous; some r comedy;and yet others r tragedy; but very few like U, r oscar winning!!
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo.
Sincere apology If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, or if any of my msgs disturb u, thn plz donot hesitate, feel free to.....throw ur mobile.
Message Collection: Received via Cell/ Web
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
(From: Isaac, Rebello)
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(From: Sanjeev)

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
(From: Isaac, Rebello)

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
(From: Isaac, Rebello)
Between a 1000 yesterdays and a million tomorrows,
there is only one Today and I would not let this day pass without saying..
"ThanX 4 BEING SUCH A LOVELY FRIEND"
Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,
aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.
Wishing all Indians happy 'Gandhi Jayanti' on 2nd Oct.
(From: B. Bhagat, UK)
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I don't blame You, I am loveable!
(From: Zinia)
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Sorry!
I"m
late...
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I wanted to gree U Good Morning but walked too Slow so
GOOD NIGHT...
(From: Rahul Patil, Jalgaon)
You are my Love!
To kya karu? Nachu? OK!
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(From: Saleem, Chattisgarh)
Karo SHRI Ganpati Bappa ke darshan:




















Papiyon ko nahi dikhte!
Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, I'm makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all the THREE.
(From: Pankaj)
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.
(From: Pankaj)
Their r 4 chambers in my heart ..1 for my father ,1 for my mom , 1 for my sister , 1 for god...sory friend i was not able to give u any place in my herat coz friend like u r my heartbeats.
(From: veenit)
Relationship is like a garden it's beautiful when watered with love hug tears & cheers but it dries up if left untouched.. so keep in touch always!!!! (From: Pankaj)
There are 3 Chambers
in my HEART.
1 for PAPA,1 for MAA,
1 for GOD.
oh! wat about u dear?
Sorry no place for u
in my heart........
bcoz frendz like u
are my heartbeat..!
(From: Pallavi)
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
(From: Anjali)
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