<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141103066667377343</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:47:12.194-08:00</updated><category term='Request Here'/><category term='Add Universal Jokes to My MSN Add Universal Jokes to My Yahoo'/><category term='Visit again for recent updates'/><title type='text'>Pczone</title><subtitle type='html'>A zone for all your computer needs.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>pczone</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02445720044904061538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141103066667377343.post-94117741566361554</id><published>2007-07-04T10:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-04T10:15:29.669-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Request Here'/><title type='text'>Games,Movies,App,Comics and ebook Links</title><content type='html'>Need Games,Movies,App,Comics and ebook Links?Then request me Here(click on the comment and post your request.Some request are here&lt;br /&gt;Overlord (PC)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Genre : Third-Person, Adventure&lt;br /&gt;Publisher : Codemasters, Triumph Studios&lt;br /&gt;Language : Multi&lt;br /&gt;Release Date : June 26, 2007&lt;br /&gt;Audience Rating : Teen&lt;br /&gt;Format : DVD-5 ISO &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taking control of a mysterious figure that has inherited the legacy of the long-dead evil Overlord,&lt;br /&gt;the player emerges near death from the ruins of the old Overlord's Dark Tower.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only the player's actions will determine if they will rise to become the new all-powerful Overlord; it's all up to how bad&lt;br /&gt;they want to be in order to succeed... evil or really evil! 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Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u &amp; the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u... that makes a gud Relationship!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• I kept ur name in my Journal &amp; posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention &amp; care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade &amp; protecting in all situations of Life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path &amp; make the walk worthwhile!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;• Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient &amp; realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3141103066667377343-6564185391219816407?l=pczone4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/feeds/6564185391219816407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3141103066667377343&amp;postID=6564185391219816407' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/6564185391219816407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/6564185391219816407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/2007/06/friendship-sms.html' title='Friendship SMS'/><author><name>pczone</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02445720044904061538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141103066667377343.post-3042861694973287596</id><published>2007-06-13T00:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T00:23:35.387-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Random Jokes</title><content type='html'>&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=2308" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Insurance claim...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Susan told the insurance company, 'We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.' The agent replied, 'Whoa there, just a minute...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" height="3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=5831" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Younger looks!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;Jimmy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.&lt;br /&gt;After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products, she asks Jimmy...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" height="3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=5015" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Emotional needs !&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.&lt;br /&gt;But then the wife suddenly stops and says 'I don`t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'&lt;br /&gt;'WHAT!?' says her husband.&lt;br /&gt;The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" height="3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=5488" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Missing pendulum!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws place. He was absolutely positive that his wife was going to present him with a boy and wouldn`t hear of anything else.&lt;br /&gt;As his leave balance had gone into the red, he told his father-in-law, 'When my son comes, do not...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3141103066667377343-3042861694973287596?l=pczone4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/feeds/3042861694973287596/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3141103066667377343&amp;postID=3042861694973287596' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/3042861694973287596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/3042861694973287596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/2007/06/random-jokes.html' title='Random Jokes'/><author><name>pczone</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02445720044904061538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141103066667377343.post-6805932367042599903</id><published>2007-06-09T02:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-15T06:13:24.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Universal Jokes &gt;&gt; SantaBanta</title><content type='html'>A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Replied the other, "Santa."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Santa responded, "Sagittarius."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3141103066667377343-6805932367042599903?l=pczone4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/feeds/6805932367042599903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3141103066667377343&amp;postID=6805932367042599903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/6805932367042599903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/6805932367042599903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/2007/06/universal-jokes-santabanta.html' title='Universal Jokes &gt;&gt; SantaBanta'/><author><name>pczone</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02445720044904061538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141103066667377343.post-1634422335930711829</id><published>2007-06-09T02:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-09T02:28:38.215-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Add Universal Jokes to My MSN Add Universal Jokes to My Yahoo'/><title type='text'>Universal Jokes &gt;&gt; Marital Woes</title><content type='html'>&lt;table valign="top" class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;h3 align="center"&gt;Bearded Lover&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" style="line-height: 140%; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;" _base_target="_top" valign="top"&gt; &lt;div id="jokediv"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt; &lt;img id="image2" name="image2" class="image1" src="http://media.santabanta.com//joke/visuals/8447.jpg" _base_target="_top" align="left" border="1" /&gt;A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she'd kill me!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh, really, I can't," he replies. "My wife loves this beard!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night, James crawls into bed with his wife while she's sleeping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon."&lt;/p&gt; &lt;center&gt; &lt;input class="sb" value="Send the humor as a free e-card" onclick="window.location.href='g/jokes.asp?id=8447'" _base_target="_top" type="submit"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/div&gt;    &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="4" _base_target="_top" height="5"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="4" class="bar1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;span class="thumbnail"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Random Universal Jokes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="4" class="white" _base_target="_top"&gt; &lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt; &lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=4552" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;A stinking confession!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, 'Now how can I tell my wife that I`ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I`ve managed to keep it from her while we...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" height="3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=3494" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;A bumper draw!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, 'Pack your bags, I`ve won the...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" height="3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=4671" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;A Clever Hubby&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn`t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" height="3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td _base_target="_top" height="100%" width="50%"&gt;&lt;table _base_target="_top" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%" width="100%"&gt;&lt;tbody _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg1" _base_target="_top" align="center" height="15"&gt;&lt;a class="thumbnail" href="http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=7536" _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;b&gt;One Million Bucks&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr _base_target="_top"&gt;&lt;td class="tdbg" _base_target="_top" height="100%" valign="top"&gt;&lt;p class="padded"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9.5pt;font-family:Arial;" &gt;An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3141103066667377343-1634422335930711829?l=pczone4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/feeds/1634422335930711829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3141103066667377343&amp;postID=1634422335930711829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/1634422335930711829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/1634422335930711829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/2007/06/universal-jokes-marital-woes.html' title='Universal Jokes &gt;&gt; Marital Woes'/><author><name>pczone</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02445720044904061538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141103066667377343.post-4772537193094145502</id><published>2007-06-07T01:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T01:41:44.092-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION</title><content type='html'>dushmanon se bhi badtar ho sakte ho tum.. yeh raaz tumne bataya nahi tha.. rulaati hai jitni tumhari juddai.. dushmano ne bhi utna sataya nahi tha.. &lt;br /&gt;(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi)  uski yaad ne mujhe phir rula diya,kaisa hai woh chehra jisne ye sila diya do shabad likhne ka tarika na tha, uski mohbat ne aaj sayar bana diya.&lt;br /&gt;(From:Kalpesh H.Patel - Bhuj-Kutch)  &lt;br /&gt;vaise dil bekarar nahi,par dilko yuhi karaar nahi.. chaha hai aapko magar,phir bhi aapse pyaar nahi.. bharosa hai aap par magar,dil ko hai aitbaar nahi.. aapko paane ki ummed to nahi,par khone ko hum tayyar nahi..... &lt;br /&gt;(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi)  Wafa ko unki hum bewafai keh gaye, Mohabbat sare aam rusavah hum kar gaye, Ab toh yeh alam hai, Ashkon se mere chalakta hai wafa ka samander, Her laher uthti hai usey pane ka armaan le kar!&lt;br /&gt;(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi)  &lt;br /&gt;Phoolo ke bicch khade ho kar bhi khusboo ki kami hei Baharo ke bicch jhoom kar bhi khushiyon ki kami hei Sabhke saath hote hue bhi mere mehboob teri kami hei&lt;br /&gt;(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi)  Tere intezaar mein dubi ye subah ye sham, duba sa lagta hai yeh aasman. Khuda se bus ye hi hai gujarish, dub jaye bhale hi uski yeh khudai, bus ek baar mita de ye judai.&lt;br /&gt;(From:Parul Gupta - Delhi)  &lt;br /&gt;DILKI BATAIN KANO SA NAHE DIL SA SUNE JATE HAI KUCH BATAIN JO HOUT NA KAHE SAKHE BO KABHI KABHI KHAMOSEYA KAHE JATE HAI&lt;br /&gt;(From:DEB - KOLKATA)  Pyar karo par dokha mat dena... kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena... dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar.. aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena.. &lt;br /&gt;(From:mohan patil - pune)  &lt;br /&gt;pyar karate hai wo bahot aasanise magar jane kun mukar jate he dardse wo, tanha ho jate he hum aase haal me jab har bar na samaz sako humko wo &lt;br /&gt;(From:chandrakant - jalgaon))  Mat dekho in hassinao ko,ye aakho se waar karti hai. Maine inhi aakho se deka hai, ye kitno se pyaar karti hai.&lt;br /&gt;(From:aali - pune)  &lt;br /&gt;Tumko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke sath magar ham na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena, par teri yaad ke hakdar ham hi honge&lt;br /&gt;(From:sarika - jalgaon)  Na jaane humse kya chahti hai duniya, hume rulakar khushiya manaati hai duniya, hum to khushi me bhi aasu bahate hain, jane kyu humare aasuoka matlab nahi samajhti yeh duniya&lt;br /&gt;(From:priya - mumbai)  &lt;br /&gt;Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............&lt;br /&gt;(From:Tamasa Ranjan Mishra - BHUBANWSWAR)  Kuch nahi chahatha main tumse, sivaye tere dosti ke. Dil to nahi chahatha per dil mein jaga chahatha hoon, Teri ninoki kajal nahi, sapne banna chahatha hoon. Ab kahe to kya kahe, Teri mathe ki badnasib rakha nahi, Sindoor banna chahatha hoon.&lt;br /&gt;(From:KUMAR SIDDARAJ - BANGALORE)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3141103066667377343-4772537193094145502?l=pczone4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/feeds/4772537193094145502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3141103066667377343&amp;postID=4772537193094145502' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/4772537193094145502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/4772537193094145502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/2007/06/ultimate-sms-messages-collection.html' title='ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION'/><author><name>pczone</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02445720044904061538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3141103066667377343.post-3294109761106066053</id><published>2007-06-07T01:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T01:35:43.631-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Visit again for recent updates'/><title type='text'>Sms for all</title><content type='html'>&lt;table align="center" border="1" border cellpadding="2" cellspacing="4" width="95%" style="color:#000000;"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="115"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti  hai,&lt;br /&gt;Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,&lt;br /&gt;Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti  hai aur&lt;br /&gt;apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Happy Diwali *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="115"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam  bheja hai,&lt;br /&gt;sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,&lt;br /&gt;Mubarak ho apko ye  "DIWALI"&lt;br /&gt;Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Santosh)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Apun wishing u a  wonderful,&lt;br /&gt;super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n  dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;W&lt;br /&gt;Y&lt;br /&gt;H&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WI&lt;br /&gt;YO&lt;br /&gt;HA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WIS&lt;br /&gt;YOU&lt;br /&gt;HAP&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WISH &lt;br /&gt;YOU A&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * '''&lt;br /&gt;D i w a l  i&lt;br /&gt;* ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * ''' * '''&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Pankaj)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt; .+"  "+"  "+.&lt;br /&gt; '.   Wish    . '&lt;br /&gt;  ' '+. U . +''&lt;br /&gt;        '  ' &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;%" * " * " * " * " * " * " * "  * %&lt;br /&gt;    % " H A P P Y "  %&lt;br /&gt;    % " D I W A L I " %&lt;br /&gt;%" * " * " * " * " *  " * " * " * %&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Amol)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;* "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki  barsat ho,&lt;br /&gt;maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho&lt;br /&gt;har dil  par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho&lt;br /&gt;ghar me shanti ka....  vas... ho&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* HAPPY DIWALI *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;(Marathi Greeting)&lt;br /&gt;Sukh, Shanti,  Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple  Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.&lt;br /&gt;Happy Deepavali&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Prof. Saindane, Jalgaon)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;|-----------|&lt;br /&gt;| '--.__.--'  | Here  is&lt;br /&gt;|-----------| my&lt;br /&gt;GREETING 4 you.&lt;br /&gt;Kindly open  it....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;$========$&lt;br /&gt;(   HAPPY    (&lt;br /&gt;(   DIWALI   (&lt;br /&gt; )      &amp;           )&lt;br /&gt;( Prosperous )&lt;br /&gt;( New Year  )&lt;br /&gt;$========$&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke  Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,&lt;br /&gt;bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali  ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  DRB, Jalgaon)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;With gleam of Diyas&lt;br /&gt;And the Echo of  the Chants&lt;br /&gt;May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life&lt;br /&gt;Wishing you a very  happy and prosperous Diwali!! &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Aarti)  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;     _l''l________&lt;br /&gt; --/ l__l   Delivery&lt;br /&gt;|     |     ________&lt;br /&gt;L(o)__l___(o)__|&lt;br /&gt;This van is loaded  with&lt;br /&gt;LOVE n CARE,&lt;br /&gt;Wishing U and your family&lt;br /&gt;A HAPPY DIWALI &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Dr. Songirkar)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;img src="ultimate%20SMS%20Collection%209_files/diwa.jpg" border="0" height="20" width="20" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;hearts could only love 4a  while,&lt;br /&gt;u can put many relation in a file,&lt;br /&gt;u can make a desert from the  nile,&lt;br /&gt;but u cant stop my smile ,&lt;br /&gt;when i see ur name on my mobile&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;help ever....&lt;br /&gt;hurt  never....&lt;br /&gt;love ever....&lt;br /&gt;hate never....&lt;br /&gt;give ever...&lt;br /&gt;except  never...&lt;br /&gt;smile ever...&lt;br /&gt;cry never...&lt;br /&gt;think me ever...&lt;br /&gt;forget me  never&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Ketan Chaudhari,  Delhi)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;When God open the window of heaven  he saw me &amp; asked "Wht is ur wish 2day?" I said" Lord, Take Care of the DEAR  ONE who is reading this SMS!" &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Priyaa)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;it's like reaching 4 a star,&lt;br /&gt;u  know u can't reach it,&lt;br /&gt;but u keep trying,&lt;br /&gt;coz...may be 1 day that star  just might fall 4 u!&lt;br /&gt;gud morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Ketan  Chaudhari, Delhi)&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Aeni Fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad  rakhi,&lt;br /&gt;Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,&lt;br /&gt;jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna  wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi,&lt;br /&gt;Bhave meinu sabna toh baad  rakhi..............&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Dur hoke vi jisda saath hove,&lt;br /&gt;har  pal jisda ehsaas hove,&lt;br /&gt;Gurri rahe har pal kade fiki na hove!&lt;br /&gt;Yaari laiye  eho jehi, Jehri umaran dil na muhtaj hove!...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;#;----------;#&lt;br /&gt;This is a  bridge&lt;br /&gt;of friendship,&lt;br /&gt;when you"re sad &amp; lonely,&lt;br /&gt;cross it&lt;br /&gt;I"ll  wait on the other side &amp;amp;&lt;br /&gt;if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!&lt;br /&gt;I'm  your friend 4 ever.&lt;br /&gt;Good Morning! Take care....!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;If I had a camera&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll snap  ur every moment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;every smile&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;every memory&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;n keep...in my....  kitchen to scare the mouse...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Prayer of Bachelors:&lt;br /&gt;Radhe  Radhe...&lt;br /&gt;Kudi Fasade!&lt;br /&gt;Hare Murari...&lt;br /&gt;Howe Kunwari!&lt;br /&gt;jai Hanuman  Di...&lt;br /&gt;Howe Mere Haan Di!&lt;br /&gt;Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa...&lt;br /&gt;Mukhda Howe Chaand  Sa!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Is SMS ko ek DIN&lt;br /&gt;Tak na  dekhna!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Surprise hai!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;na dekhna!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mainu pata c  tusi&lt;br /&gt;nahi rukna ?=&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dekh lo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Happy Diwali *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember I  wished you FIRST of all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Omprakash Gupta,  Delhi)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet  day!&lt;br /&gt;7 Sweet days makes 1 sweet week!&lt;br /&gt;4 Sweet weaks make 1 sweet  month!&lt;br /&gt;1 Sweet person like u makes the life sweet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;With my&lt;br /&gt;1 heart&lt;br /&gt;2 eyes&lt;br /&gt;7  liter blood&lt;br /&gt;206 bones&lt;br /&gt;4.5 million red cells&lt;br /&gt;60 trillion D N  A"S...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All wishing you a very very&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY DIWALI!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Barsenge, Barsenge, kal fir SMS  Barsenge...&lt;br /&gt;Aapki 5 paise ki muskan ke liye hum fir 1 rupaya&lt;br /&gt;kharchenge  :-) ...........!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Amam, Yamunanagar)  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log  padte hai,&lt;br /&gt;nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,&lt;br /&gt;gadhe delete karte hai  aur pagal store kar lete hai.&lt;br /&gt;Aap kya karne wale hai :-) &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Amam, Yamunanagar)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Feelings R Many, but Words R  few...&lt;br /&gt;Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue...&lt;br /&gt;Love is a paper, Life is a  glue...&lt;br /&gt;Everything is false... but&lt;br /&gt;Friendship is True...!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Gajendra)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;"Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo  Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse  aage niklo. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.... Ha ha ha ha&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt; (From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Morning is God's way of saying '1  more time... Go, live life, Make a difference, touch ones heart, encourage 1's  mind, inspire 1's soul &amp; enjoy d day...' 1 more time.&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli))&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne  is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski  shaadi kahin aur kar dali.&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(From: Dhiraj Rane,  Khopoli)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;A good friend is like a  computer;me'enter' ur life,'save'u in my heart,'format'ur problems, 'shift'u 2  opportunities &amp; never'deletes' u.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Ixmeel)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE  way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U  LOVE.**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;read it again without word LOVE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Santosh, Jalgaon)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;r e m e m b e r&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that there  will&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;always be&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;s o m e o n e&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;who&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;remembers u  everyday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with or&lt;br /&gt;without&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;messages!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's me...! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Prakash Chawda, Jagdalpur,  CG)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool  samajh kar bhool jana.&lt;br /&gt;Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na  bhulana.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;10 days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;312  hours&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18720 mins..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1123200 seconds...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;are left.... I think  i am the first person to&lt;br /&gt;wish U HAPPY DIWALI....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Hello!! Whats' wrong with your  mobile Tired so many times but it says "The subscriber your are trying to reach  is in your heart"!! &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Aarti  V.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Braindetector activated,  calibrating, now searching.........still&lt;br /&gt;searching......get a good grip of  your mobile....still&lt;br /&gt;searching.......no brains found. &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Aarti V.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;HALLO, this is your mobile. There is  no particular problem. I just&lt;br /&gt;wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is  unbearable!!! &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(From: Aarti  V.))&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Do u know d full FORM of DAIRY MILK  ??? D--Darling A--Always I--I&lt;br /&gt;R--Remamber Y--You M--Meet I--Immidiatly F--For  A--A L--Long K--Kiss &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Aarti  V.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;He, who loses money, loses  much;&lt;br /&gt;He, who loses a friend, loses much more;&lt;br /&gt;He, who loses faith, loses  all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: sai  krishna))&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi ke  piya na jaye&lt;br /&gt;zindgi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye &lt;br /&gt;SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Murtaza Najmi)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Friends, you and me...&lt;br /&gt;You  brought another friend...&lt;br /&gt;And then there were 3...&lt;br /&gt;We started our  group...&lt;br /&gt;Our circle of friends...&lt;br /&gt;And like that circle...&lt;br /&gt;There is no  beginning or end ... &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: sai  krishna)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Message pe message bhejte ho, &lt;br /&gt;bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,&lt;br /&gt;bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, &lt;br /&gt;khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,&lt;br /&gt;doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Murtaza Najmi) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Is kadar hamari DOSTI ka imtihan na  lijiye!Kyo ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS  na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;100 bewafa kabul hai 1 wafa ke  liye,&lt;br /&gt;100 aansu kabul hai 1 hasi ke liye,&lt;br /&gt;aap ki dosti pe 100 dusman kabul  hai aap jaise dost ke liye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Plz Wait,I want to take ur  Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got.... Developing.... Plz Wait..... Processing....  BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar  diya,&lt;br /&gt;Phool manga to bageecha diya,&lt;br /&gt;Ghar manga to mahal diya,&lt;br /&gt;Paisa  manga to aap ka number diya....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;KAB Aau LENE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo  zindagi,&lt;br /&gt;Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,&lt;br /&gt;Jo palpal khiti rahe wo  mohabbat,&lt;br /&gt;jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Yashwant Taral)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Past is Experience!&lt;br /&gt;Present is  Experiement!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Future is Expectation!&lt;br /&gt;Use your Experience in your  experiment to achieve your expectations!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a Nice day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(From: HMC)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Every morning U are the first thing  that come 2 my mind.&lt;br /&gt;I wish I would start my day with U in my bed.&lt;br /&gt;I Luv  ur feel on my lips. U just make my day.&lt;br /&gt;I luv U Nescafe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Ash ka dost V)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Roses are waiting for hours, &lt;br /&gt;need one touch of yours.&lt;br /&gt;my life is like a rose,&lt;br /&gt;need one love dose. &lt;br /&gt;flowers grows with love &amp; sunshine,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; i'll live till you remain  mine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Divyesh Balsara)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Gita me Likha  hai....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are yahan nahi Gita me likha  hai...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Nitin Patil,  Pune)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Friendship`s like a lonely flower  that blossoms any where as long as it is tended with gentli, loving care and  like a flower,friend ship makes tha world seems fresh,new and beautiful &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Sachin) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="2"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE GLASS CUP, ONCE  IT BREAKS, IT CAN BE STRUK TOGETHER, BUT THE CRACKS REMAIN. &lt;span style="color:#996600;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;(From: Sachin) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" bg height="2" style="color:#e9e0c3;"&gt; &lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#996600;"&gt;From:  Pravash&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;the best cosmetic for lips is  truth,for the voice is prayer,for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity,and  for the heart is FRIEND LIKE U&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;zindegi terebina adhura hai.najane q  teremere beech meinye doori hai.sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.per tera ek  muskan meri kamjori hai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona  mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu  tanki apun tarzan tu monkey&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;tujhe dekhe bina tere taswir bana  dun,tujhe mile bina tera hal batadu,hai mere dosti mein itna dum ki tere aankh  ka ansu apne aankh se giradun&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;no sweet thought to forward,no cute  graphics to send,just a..caring heart saying....takecare always my dear friend  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;someone remembers,someone cares, ur  name is whispered in someones prayer,keep the stary twinkle in view, someone is  always thinking of u&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" bg height="25" style="color:#e9e0c3;"&gt; &lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:#996600;"&gt;Message Collection:  Mixed (Via Cell/ web)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu  chu,&lt;br /&gt;dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,&lt;br /&gt;fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi  dais,&lt;br /&gt;rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu...&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY  NAVRATRI!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;If Time slips away without a  WoRD&lt;br /&gt;from Me, u dont hv 2 WoRRY,&lt;br /&gt;about our friendship bcos  FeeLiNGS&lt;br /&gt;beyond WoRDS will always keep Me&lt;br /&gt;   R   O &lt;br /&gt;A      U&lt;br /&gt;D    N&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Khuda Kare Mobile Tera Kho Jaye Mile  Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye Ladkiyo Ko Sms Karu Tere Nam Par Mar Tujhe Mile Aur  Kaleja Thanda Mera Ho Jaye (From: Somesh) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Banta and Santa tired of mobile, &lt;br /&gt;decide 2 use piegon. One day piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta  calls SAnta!&lt;br /&gt;Santa says 'Khote this was missed calls.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Bunty, Lucknow)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Three things cannot be long hidden  from me: the sun, the moon and "YOU" , bcoz with out sun and moon this Universe  is nothing and with out "U" for me nothing bcoz u r my best friend (From: Sai  Krishna) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;don't think for money that will  stands for some days&lt;br /&gt;don't think for beautiful things that will stands for  some days&lt;br /&gt;don't think for wealth even that fades away&lt;br /&gt;but think about a  true frndship with u that even stands after heart beat stops.... and think about  me bcoz i am u r true frnd.&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Sai Krishna)  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;YE&lt;br /&gt;MERA&lt;br /&gt;PLAN  THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Ketki Patil)  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;When I miss YOU,&lt;br /&gt;I  just...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;() $ () CLOSE&lt;br /&gt;( -.- ) MY EYES&lt;br /&gt;(") (")  &amp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;()$())*()&lt;br /&gt;( '.' ) '.' ) U R&lt;br /&gt;(") (") (") just on&lt;br /&gt;My  right&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;I know U R &lt;br /&gt;So-So-So&lt;br /&gt;B-U-S-Y&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But...&lt;br /&gt;Take...&lt;br /&gt;3 seconds 2 think of  me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/*/*/&lt;br /&gt;q"_,_,)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;( ._. ) 1...&lt;br /&gt;  &gt; &lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..2.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..3..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So sweet...&lt;br /&gt;now hv a great weekend&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Sanjit)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;=Wanted=&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;() "'" ()&lt;br /&gt;(  ._.  )&lt;br /&gt;-(,,)(,,)-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Name: ____&lt;br /&gt;Age: ____&lt;br /&gt;From: _____&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If found  running anywhere,&lt;br /&gt;shoot immediately!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sheriff&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Sarab, Chandigarh) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" bg height="23" style="color:#e9e0c3;"&gt; &lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Message Collection: Anjali,  Amalner&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,&lt;br /&gt;Dil ke  kone me hai Naam tumahra,&lt;br /&gt;Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,&lt;br /&gt;SMS nahi to kya  hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;No Toothbrush&lt;br /&gt;No Tea&lt;br /&gt;No  Breakfast&lt;br /&gt;No Ssnnan&lt;br /&gt;No God's  Pooja&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;Sabse Pehle&lt;br /&gt;Apun Ka SMS&lt;br /&gt;Good  Morning&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;How can I spell &lt;br /&gt;S_ccess&lt;br /&gt;without&lt;br /&gt;U?&lt;br /&gt;C_te?&lt;br /&gt;or H_mble? or&lt;br /&gt;F_n?&lt;br /&gt;or F_t_re? &lt;br /&gt;or&lt;br /&gt;even Tr_st?.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What will I do without U?&lt;br /&gt;Proud 2 ve a Frend  like U.!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;I ve written nice poem 4  U.&lt;br /&gt;Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..&lt;br /&gt;U should Know What U R..&lt;br /&gt;&amp; Once U  Know What U R..&lt;br /&gt;Mental Hospital is not So Far..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Dosti karo Collegewali se,&lt;br /&gt;Pyar  karo Officewali se,&lt;br /&gt;Programme karo Padoswali se,&lt;br /&gt;Aonkh ladao Sali  se,&lt;br /&gt;Love karo Dilwali se,&lt;br /&gt;Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" bg height="25" style="color:#e9e0c3;"&gt; &lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Message Collection: Amogh,  Mumbai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Qayamat tak tujhe yaad  karenge,&lt;br /&gt;Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,&lt;br /&gt;Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi  kahenge,&lt;br /&gt;Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh  rakhna,&lt;br /&gt;Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna&lt;br /&gt;Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur  aayenge,&lt;br /&gt;Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;One tree can start a forest,&lt;br /&gt;One  Smile can start Friendship,&lt;br /&gt;One touch can show luv n care,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;amp; One  friend like u can make Life worthliving.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;# SMILE #&lt;br /&gt;S; Sets u Free.&lt;br /&gt;M;  Makes u Special&lt;br /&gt;I; Increases ur Face value&lt;br /&gt;L; Lifts up ur Spirit&lt;br /&gt;E;  Erases all ur Tensions &amp;amp;;..So Smile yaar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;College ki har Ladki ek Phool  hai,&lt;br /&gt;Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,&lt;br /&gt;Jo usme Mashgul hai,&lt;br /&gt;Samjho uski ATKT  full hai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" bg height="25" style="color:#e9e0c3;"&gt; &lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Message Collection:  Ashu&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;When god opened the windows of haven  he saw me &amp; asked " what is your wish of 2day" I said "Lord take care of the  cute 1 who is reading my sms"**&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Frndz r like films; some are  musical;some r romantic; some r adventurous; some r comedy;and yet others r  tragedy; but very few like U, r oscar winning!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. &lt;br /&gt;man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.&lt;br /&gt;najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms &lt;br /&gt;is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi  Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click  Karo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Sincere apology If u dont like any  of my SMS n dont like 2 read, or if any of my msgs disturb u, thn plz donot  hesitate, feel free to.....throw ur mobile.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" bg height="25" style="color:#e9e0c3;"&gt; &lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Message Collection: Received via  Cell/ Web&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b  lived.desires 2b fulfilled &amp; destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it  end.friends from da start.friends til da end!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Isaac, Rebello) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;If lion&lt;br /&gt;@ attack  u&lt;br /&gt;&lt;y&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;@_,&lt;br /&gt;Y&lt;br /&gt;&lt; &gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;@_,&lt;br /&gt;Y__,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;@&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/Y&lt;br /&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;,_@&gt;&lt;br /&gt;,__Y&lt;br /&gt;L&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;@_,&lt;br /&gt;Y__,&lt;br /&gt;/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;@ , Don"t&lt;br /&gt;/Y) dance, just&lt;br /&gt;&lt; &gt; run OK.. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Sanjeev)  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me  2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes &amp;amp; snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams  2nite!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Isaac,  Rebello)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of  sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness &amp; hugs. Mix all of these  together to make friends 4ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Isaac,  Rebello) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Between a 1000 yesterdays and a  million tomorrows,&lt;br /&gt;there is only one Today and I would not let this day pass  without saying..&lt;br /&gt;"ThanX 4 BEING SUCH A LOVELY FRIEND"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me  Insaan nahi manta,&lt;br /&gt;aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta. &lt;br /&gt;Wishing all Indians happy 'Gandhi Jayanti' on 2nd Oct.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: B. Bhagat, UK)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;  (  )&lt;br /&gt;(_o_)&lt;br /&gt; /(_)&lt;br /&gt;U love  me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  (  )&lt;br /&gt;(_o_)&lt;br /&gt; /(_)&lt;br /&gt;U love me not&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  (  )&lt;br /&gt;(_o&lt;br /&gt; /(_)&lt;br /&gt;U love me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; (_o&lt;br /&gt;   /&lt;br /&gt;U love me  not&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   o&lt;br /&gt;  /&lt;br /&gt;U LOVE ME!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  /&lt;br /&gt;I don't blame You, I am  loveable!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Zinia)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;=========&lt;br /&gt;Sorry!&lt;br /&gt;I"m &lt;br /&gt;late...&lt;br /&gt;=========&lt;br /&gt;I wanted to gree U Good Morning but walked too Slow  so&lt;br /&gt;GOOD NIGHT...&lt;br /&gt;(From: Rahul Patil, Jalgaon)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;You are my Love!&lt;br /&gt;To kya karu?  Nachu?  OK!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;(",)/&lt;br /&gt;((&lt;br /&gt;/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;(.")&gt;&lt;br /&gt;((&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(",)/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;&lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;(.")&gt;&lt;br /&gt;((&lt;br /&gt;&lt;  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(",)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;))&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(",)/&lt;br /&gt;&lt; ))&lt;br /&gt;/  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Khush?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Saleem,  Chattisgarh)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Karo SHRI Ganpati Bappa ke  darshan:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Papiyon  ko nahi dikhte!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Usually I Send SMS to people who  are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, I'm makin  an EXCEPTION... co, u r all the THREE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Pankaj)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum  bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne  wele hain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Pankaj)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Their r 4 chambers in my heart ..1  for my father ,1 for my mom , 1 for my sister , 1 for god...sory friend i was  not able to give u any place in my herat coz friend like u r my  heartbeats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  veenit)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Relationship is like a garden it's  beautiful when watered with love hug tears &amp;amp; cheers but it dries up if left  untouched.. so keep in touch always!!!! &lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Pankaj)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="54%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;There are 3 Chambers&lt;br /&gt;in my  HEART.&lt;br /&gt;1 for PAPA,1 for MAA,&lt;br /&gt;1 for GOD.&lt;br /&gt;oh! wat about u dear?&lt;br /&gt;Sorry  no place for u&lt;br /&gt;in my heart........&lt;br /&gt;bcoz frendz like u&lt;br /&gt;are my  heartbeat..!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From:  Pallavi)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td height="25" width="46%"&gt; &lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Jindagi behaal hai,&lt;br /&gt;Sur hai naa  taal hai,&lt;br /&gt;Msgbox bhi kangal hai,&lt;br /&gt;kya aapki sms factory me hadtal  hai,&lt;br /&gt;yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;color:#996600;"&gt;(From: Anjali)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table align="center" border="1" border cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" width="95%" style="color:#000000;"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="2" bg style="color:#e9e0c3;"&gt; &lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Message Collection: POO&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3141103066667377343-3294109761106066053?l=pczone4u.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/feeds/3294109761106066053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3141103066667377343&amp;postID=3294109761106066053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/3294109761106066053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3141103066667377343/posts/default/3294109761106066053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pczone4u.blogspot.com/2007/06/sms-for-all.html' title='Sms for all'/><author><name>pczone</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02445720044904061538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
